Segal is a genius.

Why couldn't I be him.

♥

This is my favourite past time. Seriously though.
I just need a Britney Spears style hand free-head mic.
I'm the annoying one with the beard.

Eleven ehehehe.

New years was eventful. From biting wrist bands of kids to get in to see British India play to 30 people and then catching a train home and seeing the first "friend" I made in 2011 get arrested at the station, it was all perfectly awesome. 

A lot of free bees.

A good good good weekend. I woke up early expecting a call to tell me to get on a air o planey plane at the last minute and that I did. We found a pub down there that let us in with shorts on and we drank with city bums. Happiness is in right now. I'll never get sick of Melbourne trips. 

The patterns that control your mind. Those patterns take away my time.

My sister is having her 21st this weekend and the theme of her party is something ridiculous like "A Night at The Ocsors". If I succumb into going, I'm will not wear a ball gown like she told me I specifically had to... So I cut this piece of shit into a tuxedo. Bring on the lesbian calls. 

lolpose

This tune won't let me sleep.

Modest Rat -- Beat #6 vs. The World at Large

A new collection of shields and covers.

I'll wear rings with my pyjamas simply because I hate my hands and if I'm awake and looking at them, I'd rather them be hidden by jewels. Call me Mariah.
Bring me my puppies.
But the point of this post is the boast about my bargain hunting skills. All 4 for $20. Claw at that.
B i n g o.